TALES OF HALLOWEEN - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Mixed wheelbarrow full...
Amply endowed milk maid assailed by psycho.Tales of Halloween (2015)Dir. David Parker, Darren Lynn Bousman, Adam Gierasch, Axelle Carolyn,Lucky McKee, Paul Solet, John Skipp, Andrew Kasch,Mike Mendez,...
View ArticleTHE HALLOW - Review By Greg Klymkiw - In Ireland, there are animals in the...
The Hallow (2015)Dir. Corin HardyScr. Hardy and Felipe MarinoStarring: Joseph Mawle, Bojana Novakovic, Michael McElhatton, Michael SmileyReview By Greg KlymkiwSo you move into an old stone cottage in...
View ArticleA CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Canucks Unleash Grim,...
Is William Shatner the GREATEST Canadian Actor?Is he the GREATEST ACTOR, like, ever? Period!!!Well, he sure fits his alcoholic radio D.J. role like a glove.A Christmas Horror Story (2015)Dir. Grant...
View ArticleTHE HEXECUTIONERS - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Babes who kill, legally, in Owen...
In Owen Sound, there are babes who commit euthanasia!!!The Hexecutioners (2015)Dir. Jesse Thomas CookScr. Tony BurgessStarring; Liv Collins, Sarah Power, Will Burd,Barry Flatman, Boyd Banks, Tony...
View ArticleSHUT IN - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Misogynistic home invasion thriller -...
Shut In (2015)Dir. Adam SchindlerScr. T.J. Cimfel, David WhiteStarring: Beth Riesgraf, Rory Culkin, Martin Starr,Jack Kesy, Joshua Mikel, Timothy T. McKinney, Leticia JimenezReview By Greg...
View ArticleBACKTRACK - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Predictable supernatural thriller -...
Adrien Brody registers some autopilot anguish for us.Backtrack (2015)Dir. Michael PetroniStarring: Adrien Brody, Sam Neill, Bruce Spence,Robin McLeavy, Malcolm Kennard, Jenni BairdReview By Greg...
View ArticleTHE INTERIOR - Review By Greg Klymkiw - "Office Space" Meets "Deliverance"...
Hope springs eternal in the young man's breast.New Beginnings. New Job. New Boss. New Horizons.The Interior (2015)Dir. Trevor JurasPrd. Peter KuplowskyStarring: Patrick McFadden, Delphine Roussel,...
View ArticleTHE LAST WITCH HUNTER - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Hopefully the first and LAST!!!
"I'm hoping this franchise can transform me into a Steve Reeves for the New Millennium."The Last Witch Hunter (2015)Dir. Breck EisnerStarring: Vin Diesel (dubbed "Not His Real Name" by the late, great...
View ArticleGreg Klymkiw's 10 Favourite SCARY MOVIES of all-time (plus a 10 isnever...
Greg Klymkiw's 10 Favourite Scary Movies of All-TimeAll the movies listed here make ideal Halloween viewing and/or gifts to bestow upon those celebrating their birthdays, wedding anniversaries and/or...
View ArticleTHE UNWANTED - Review By Greg Klymkiw @ Electric Sheep Magazine UK
William Katt ("Carrie") delivers an Oscar-Worthy performance as a repressed White Trash South Carolina psychopath in documentary filmmaker Bret Wood's feature drama debut THE UNWANTED,a perverse...
View ArticleSIMON HOUPT in the Toronto GLOBE & MAIL shills Gross CanadianFLOP "Hyena...
THE REAL CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES:Globe and Mail SHILLS Gross FLOP Hyena RoadCommentary and Report By Greg Klymkiw"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces...
View ArticleTHE KEEPING ROOM - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Precious,Pretentious "Feminist"...
The Keeping Room (2014)Dir. Daniel BarberScr. Julia HartStarring: Brit Marling, Hailee Steinfeld, Manu Otaru,Sam Worthington, Kyle Soller, Nicholas Pinnock, Ned Dennehy, Amy NuttallAs Sherman marched...
View ArticleTAG - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Sono Delivers Japanese schoolgirls in uniform,...
Top: 3 of many instances wherein Matsuko is sprayed with blood.Bottom: 3 of many causes for said blood being sprayed upon Matsuko.Tag (2015)Dir. Sion SonoStarring: Reina Triendl, Yuki Sakai,Mariko...
View ArticleSPECTRE - Review By Thomas Zachary Toles - There Cannot Be Spoilers in this...
Klymkiw hates Sam Mendes, hated every Bond reboot aside from Casino Royale and hates Spectre. Klymkiw's going to take a nap whilst Rhodes Scholar Extraordinaire, Thomas Zachary Toles, AVIDLY inspects...
View ArticleSPOTLIGHT - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Reporters Expose Pedophile Priests in...
Spotlight (2015)Dir. Tom McCarthyStarring: Mark Ruffalo, Michael Keaton, Rachel McAdams, John Slattery, Stanley Tucci, Brian d'Arcy James, Liev Schreiber, Billy Crudup, Len CariouReview By Greg...
View ArticleTHE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY - PART 2: Review By Greg Klymkiw: Finally! It's...
"Hmmm, shall I shoot or make another tedious speech?"The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015)Dir. Francis LawrenceStarring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth,Woody Harrelson,...
View ArticleFARHOPE TOWER - Review By Greg Klymkiw - 2015 Toronto Blood in the Snow Film...
Farhope Tower(2015)Dir. April MullenScr. Jeremy & Michael DoironStarring: John White, April Mullen, Evan Williams, Lauren Collins,Tim Doiron, Brittany Allen, Ari MillenReview By Greg KlymkiwThe...
View ArticleSECRET SANTA - Review By Greg Klymkiw - 2015 Toronto Blood in the Snow Film...
One good poster & one bad poster for SECRET SANTA.Not that it matters since the movie reeks.Secret Santa (2015)Dir. Mikey McMurranStarring: Annette Wozniak, Geoff Almond, Keegan ChambersReview By...
View ArticleNIGHT CRIES - Review By Greg Klymkiw - 2015 Toronto Blood in the Snow Film...
Night Cries (2015)Dir. Andrew CymekStarring: Colin Mochrie, Andrew Cymek, Brigitte Kingsley, Dillon BaldasseroReview By Greg KlymkiwThis movie is completely and utterly insane. I mean that in the most...
View ArticleTHE DARK STRANGER - Review By Greg Klymkiw - 2015 Blood in the Snow Film...
Katie Findlay in a star-making performance.The camera absolutely loves her.The Dark Stranger (2015)Dir. Chris TrebilcockStarring: Katie Findlay, Stephen McHattie, Enrico Colantoni,Jennifer Dale, Mark...
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