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TALES OF HALLOWEEN - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Mixed wheelbarrow full...
Amply endowed milk maid assailed by psycho.Tales of Halloween (2015)Dir. David Parker, Darren Lynn Bousman, Adam Gierasch, Axelle Carolyn,Lucky McKee, Paul Solet, John Skipp, Andrew Kasch,Mike Mendez,...
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THE HALLOW - Review By Greg Klymkiw - In Ireland, there are animals in the...
The Hallow (2015)Dir. Corin HardyScr. Hardy and Felipe MarinoStarring: Joseph Mawle, Bojana Novakovic, Michael McElhatton, Michael SmileyReview By Greg KlymkiwSo you move into an old stone cottage in...
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A CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Canucks Unleash Grim,...
Is William Shatner the GREATEST Canadian Actor?Is he the GREATEST ACTOR, like, ever? Period!!!Well, he sure fits his alcoholic radio D.J. role like a glove.A Christmas Horror Story (2015)Dir. Grant...
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THE HEXECUTIONERS - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Babes who kill, legally, in Owen...
In Owen Sound, there are babes who commit euthanasia!!!The Hexecutioners (2015)Dir. Jesse Thomas CookScr. Tony BurgessStarring; Liv Collins, Sarah Power, Will Burd,Barry Flatman, Boyd Banks, Tony...
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SHUT IN - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Misogynistic home invasion thriller -...
Shut In (2015)Dir. Adam SchindlerScr. T.J. Cimfel, David WhiteStarring: Beth Riesgraf, Rory Culkin, Martin Starr,Jack Kesy, Joshua Mikel, Timothy T. McKinney, Leticia JimenezReview By Greg...
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BACKTRACK - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Predictable supernatural thriller -...
Adrien Brody registers some autopilot anguish for us.Backtrack (2015)Dir. Michael PetroniStarring: Adrien Brody, Sam Neill, Bruce Spence,Robin McLeavy, Malcolm Kennard, Jenni BairdReview By Greg...
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THE INTERIOR - Review By Greg Klymkiw - "Office Space" Meets "Deliverance"...
Hope springs eternal in the young man's breast.New Beginnings. New Job. New Boss. New Horizons.The Interior (2015)Dir. Trevor JurasPrd. Peter KuplowskyStarring: Patrick McFadden, Delphine Roussel,...
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THE LAST WITCH HUNTER - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Hopefully the first and LAST!!!
"I'm hoping this franchise can transform me into a Steve Reeves for the New Millennium."The Last Witch Hunter (2015)Dir. Breck EisnerStarring: Vin Diesel (dubbed "Not His Real Name" by the late, great...
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Greg Klymkiw's 10 Favourite SCARY MOVIES of all-time (plus a 10 isnever...
Greg Klymkiw's 10 Favourite Scary Movies of All-TimeAll the movies listed here make ideal Halloween viewing and/or gifts to bestow upon those celebrating their birthdays, wedding anniversaries and/or...
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THE UNWANTED - Review By Greg Klymkiw @ Electric Sheep Magazine UK
William Katt ("Carrie") delivers an Oscar-Worthy performance as a repressed White Trash South Carolina psychopath in documentary filmmaker Bret Wood's feature drama debut THE UNWANTED,a perverse...
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SIMON HOUPT in the Toronto GLOBE & MAIL shills Gross CanadianFLOP "Hyena...
THE REAL CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES:Globe and Mail SHILLS Gross FLOP Hyena RoadCommentary and Report By Greg Klymkiw"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces...
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THE KEEPING ROOM - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Precious,Pretentious "Feminist"...
The Keeping Room (2014)Dir. Daniel BarberScr. Julia HartStarring: Brit Marling, Hailee Steinfeld, Manu Otaru,Sam Worthington, Kyle Soller, Nicholas Pinnock, Ned Dennehy, Amy NuttallAs Sherman marched...
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TAG - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Sono Delivers Japanese schoolgirls in uniform,...
Top: 3 of many instances wherein Matsuko is sprayed with blood.Bottom: 3 of many causes for said blood being sprayed upon Matsuko.Tag (2015)Dir. Sion SonoStarring: Reina Triendl, Yuki Sakai,Mariko...
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SPECTRE - Review By Thomas Zachary Toles - There Cannot Be Spoilers in this...
Klymkiw hates Sam Mendes, hated every Bond reboot aside from Casino Royale and hates Spectre. Klymkiw's going to take a nap whilst Rhodes Scholar Extraordinaire, Thomas Zachary Toles, AVIDLY inspects...
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SPOTLIGHT - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Reporters Expose Pedophile Priests in...
Spotlight (2015)Dir. Tom McCarthyStarring: Mark Ruffalo, Michael Keaton, Rachel McAdams, John Slattery, Stanley Tucci, Brian d'Arcy James, Liev Schreiber, Billy Crudup, Len CariouReview By Greg...
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THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY - PART 2: Review By Greg Klymkiw: Finally! It's...
"Hmmm, shall I shoot or make another tedious speech?"The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015)Dir. Francis LawrenceStarring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth,Woody Harrelson,...
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FARHOPE TOWER - Review By Greg Klymkiw - 2015 Toronto Blood in the Snow Film...
Farhope Tower(2015)Dir. April MullenScr. Jeremy & Michael DoironStarring: John White, April Mullen, Evan Williams, Lauren Collins,Tim Doiron, Brittany Allen, Ari MillenReview By Greg KlymkiwThe...
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SECRET SANTA - Review By Greg Klymkiw - 2015 Toronto Blood in the Snow Film...
One good poster & one bad poster for SECRET SANTA.Not that it matters since the movie reeks.Secret Santa (2015)Dir. Mikey McMurranStarring: Annette Wozniak, Geoff Almond, Keegan ChambersReview By...
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NIGHT CRIES - Review By Greg Klymkiw - 2015 Toronto Blood in the Snow Film...
Night Cries (2015)Dir. Andrew CymekStarring: Colin Mochrie, Andrew Cymek, Brigitte Kingsley, Dillon BaldasseroReview By Greg KlymkiwThis movie is completely and utterly insane. I mean that in the most...
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THE DARK STRANGER - Review By Greg Klymkiw - 2015 Blood in the Snow Film...
Katie Findlay in a star-making performance.The camera absolutely loves her.The Dark Stranger (2015)Dir. Chris TrebilcockStarring: Katie Findlay, Stephen McHattie, Enrico Colantoni,Jennifer Dale, Mark...
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