THE INEVITABLE DEFEAT OF MISTER AND PETE - Review By Greg Klymkiw -...
JENNIFER HUDSONfrom American Idol to Dreamgirls to Weight Watchers to Junkie-WhoreIs there anything this girl can't do? It doesn't look like it.Fo' a pimp I be fly!The Inevitable Defeat of Mister and...
View ArticleCHEAP THRILLS - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Raven Banner's Sinister...
Cheap Thrills (2013) ***1/2dir. E. L. Katz Script: David Chirchirillo, Trent HaagaStarring: Pat Healy, David Koechner, Ethan Embry, Sara Paxton, Review By Greg KlymkiwYou need dough. You need it bad.If...
View ArticleA BRAND NEW YOU - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Cloning Dead Wife in Dining Room:...
You WILL believe you can clone your dead wife in the Dining Room."Only in Canada, you say? A pity."Now this is my idea of a coolno-budget Canadian indie comedy!A Brand New You (2014) ***½Dir. Kathryn...
View ArticleTARAS BULBA (2009) - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Sub-Par Russian Version of...
Taras Bulba (2009) **dir. Wolodymyr BortkoStarring: Bohdan Stupka, Ihor Petrenko, Vladimir Vdovichenkov, Magdalena Mielcarz, Sergei DrydenReview By By Greg KlymkiwIn light of the recent events in...
View ArticleTHE BLIND SIDE - Review By Greg Klymkiw - On the precipice of Sandra Bullock...
"Look, a lot of rich White people, but mostly me, have been really, reallykind to you and I think you better start winning some games - not forus, but for yourself. Well, and for me, too. Mostly for...
View ArticleSOLO - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Competence rules the day. Low budget Canuck...
Solo (2013) **Dir. Isaac CravitStarring: Annie Clark, Daniel Kash, Richard Clarkin,Stephen Love, Alyssa CapriottiReview By Greg KlymkiwA teen babe with "issues" takes a job as a summer camp counsellor....
View ArticleRUN RUN IT'S HIM - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Underground doc on Porn Addiction...
RUN RUN IT'S HIM (2010/2014) ****Dir. Matthew (Matt) Pollack, Co-Producer/Cinematographer: Jamie PopowichReview By Greg KlymkiwThis is the real DON JON. The real thing.It's the straight-up cum-shot to...
View ArticleIsn't it nice when rich people produce films about poverty in America? Kudos...
Paycheck To Paycheck: The Life and Times Of Katrina Gilbert (2014) **1/2Dir. Nick Doob, Shari Cookson, Prod. Maria Shriver, Starring: Katrina GilbertReview By Greg KlymkiwI can't help it, but trying to...
View ArticleNOAH - Review By Greg Klymkiw - In search of berries in the land of theSmurfs...
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born You're never gonna see no unicorns - The Irish...
View ArticleKlymkiw Watches TV (HBO Canada) - JOHN LEGUIZAMO'S GHETTO KLOWN - Review By...
John Leguizamo's Ghetto Klown (2014) **Dir. Fisher Stevens, Starring: John LeguizamoReview By Greg KlymkiwThere's no denying the fact that John Leguizamo is one of the most versatile and accomplished...
View ArticleKlymkiw WatchesTV (HBO Canada) - THE UNIVERSITY OF SING SING -...
Can someone explain to me how America, the supposed bastion of freedom in Western history and culture, continues to be little more than a borderline Third World country that preys on the weakest...
View ArticleJODOROWSKY'S DUNE - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Doc about the spectacular movie...
Jodorowsky's Dune (2013) ***Dir. Frank PavichStarring: Alejandro Jodorowsky, Michel Seydoux, H.R. Giger, Chris Foss, Brontis Jodorowsky, Nicolas Winding Refn, Richard Stanley, Gary KurtzReview By Greg...
View ArticleICE SOLDIERS - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Dreadful Canadian 80s Throwbackto...
"I'm not quite as stupid as I look. The people who made this movie and gave me a nice fat paycheque are far more stupid than I could ever be.Ice Soldiers (2013) 1 Pubic Hair - Second Lowest RatingDir....
View ArticleTHE UNKNOWN KNOWN - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Moe Does Rum Real Good - Opens...
The Unknown Known (2013) ****Dir. Errol MorrisStarring: Donald RumsfeldReview By Greg KlymkiwAce master documentary filmmaker Errol Morris is back in familiar territory with this one-on-one exploration...
View ArticleSome of the BEST Independent Filmmakers in Canada are on the cusp of making...
If you're sick of the crap getting government support in Canada, the peoplewho made these COOL movies can make MORE cool movies with YOUR help.GIVE THESE PEOPLE YOUR MONEY TO MAKE MORE GREAT...
View ArticleTHE GREAT FLOOD - Review By Greg Klymkiw - B/W footage of 1927 Mississippi...
The Great Flood (2012) ***1/2Dir. Bill Morrison, Music: Bill FrisellReview By Greg KlymkiwIn the few years since the devastation wreaked by Hurricane Katrina, there is considerable merit to be found in...
View ArticleTHE LOST HIGHWAY (Theatrical Directors' Cut) - Review By Greg Klymkiw - One...
Once a major route betweenCanada's largest city, Toronto& Canada's Capital city, Ottawa,this stretch of the Trans Canadais one endless Ghost Town.The Lost Highway (2013) ***½Dir. Neil Graham,...
View ArticleTHE GREAT BEAUTY (Criterion Blu-Ray) - Review By Greg Klymkiw - DualFormat...
The Great Beauty (2013) *****Dir. Paolo Sorrentino, Scr. Umberto ContarelloStarring: Toni Servillo, Sabrina FerilliReview By Greg KlymkiwI have a hard time imagining how anyone could not worship the...
View ArticleDOWNTIME - Review By Greg Klymkiw - The forgotten, neglected 1985 Prairie...
DOWNTIMEAn array of Welcoming abodes offer solace & warmth to the single working man or woman.From Classical to Moderne: in Winnipeg, the choice is ALL YOURS and WHAT a choice it IS!!!DOWNTIMEBEER...
View ArticleSORCERER (New Digital Restoration of the 1977 Classic, Supervised By Director...
SORCERER*****(1977)Dir. William FriedkinStarringRoy ScheiderFrancisco RabalBruno CremerAmidouReviewed By Greg KlymkiwIn 1977, my virginal plunge into the sweaty, nerve-wracking maw of this insane...
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