MANBORG - DVD Review and Editorial Commentary By Greg Klymkiw - From Anchor...
CONOR SWEENEY AND DOLPH LUNDGRENSEPARATED AT BIRTH.BELIEVE IT, BABY, BELIEVE IT!!!SUCCUMB TO THE GREATNESSTHAT ISMANBORGOR DIE!!!PROSTRATE YOURSELF BEFORE MANBORG!DINE GREEDILY AND GRATEFULLYUPON THE...
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View ArticleMEDIUM COOL - Review By Greg Klymkiw - The Haskell Wexler Classic is an...
Medium Cool (1969) *****Dir. Haskell WexlerStarring: Robert Forster, Verna Bloom, Peter Bonerz, Marianna Hill, Harold BlankenshipReview By Greg Klymkiw“I hope we can use our art for love and peace.” So...
View ArticleTHE GREAT CHAMELEON - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Retard jokes? Scat yucks?...
The Great Chameleon (2012) **1/2Dir. Goran KalezicStarring: Victor Altomare, Robert Davi, Stacy Keach, Monique Zordan, Ted HanReview By Greg KlymkiwA hardened criminal has been in stir for three years...
View ArticleFATHER'S DAY - Review By Greg Klymkiw - It's Father's Day. Do you love your...
Father's Day (2011) dir. Astron-6(Adam Brooks, Jeremy Gillespie, Matthew Kennedy, Conor Sweeney, Steven Kostanski) Starring: Conor Sweeney, Adam Brooks, Matt Kennedy, Brent Neale, Amy Groening,...
View ArticleMARGARITA - Lesbian, Latina Nanny is the focus of this Horrendous low-budget...
Margarita (2012) *Dir. Dominique Cardona and Laurie ColbertStarring: Nicola Correeia-Damude, Patrick McKenna, Christine Horne, Claire Lautier, Maya RitterReview By Greg KlymkiwPicture. Start. A bevy of...
View ArticleFILL THE VOID - Review By Greg Klymkiw - The rich, vibrant backdrop of Tel...
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View ArticleILL MANORS - Review By Greg Klymkiw - PlanB rapper Ben Drew's kitchen-sink...
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View ArticleMANDINGO - Review By Greg Klymkiw - "Your wife craves for you to have...
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View ArticleFRANCES HA - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Borderline Whimsy Manages To Delight In...
Frances Ha (2012) ***Dir. Noah BaumbachStarring: Greta Gerwig, Mickey Sumner, Grace Gummer, Adam Driver, Michael Zegen, Michael Esper, Patrick HausingerReview By Greg KlymkiwDoes anybody really like...
View ArticleWORLD WAR Z - Review By Greg Klymkiw - 1 Pubic Hair: Lowest Rating To WORST...
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View ArticleJUBAL - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Gorgeous Technicolor Western Shines On...
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View ArticleHOW TO MAKE MONEY SELLING DRUGS - Review By Greg Klymkiw - Satire used as...
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View ArticleMY BLOODY VALENTINE - Review By Greg Klymkiw - COUNTDOWN TO CANADA DAY 2013 -...
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